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PostSubject: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:21

Welcum ta orktropolis, home of warboss Gorkul mek-krumpa. This world is covered with a massive orky city, with huge ramshackle spires dotting the landscape and hundreds upon hundreds of massive mek shops, churning out ramshackle vehicles and dreds every second of every day. the world is a mek's paradise, and the moons are filled with squig farms and breeding grounds for the mighty squiggoths. it's a greenskin's paradise, and as such millions of da green aliens have flocked to the world, providing Gorkul with a massive waagh all of his own. the world also has an unusual amount of stompas, since it was once a knight world before da mek krumpa came and krumped em all, which is where he got his name. 
Gorkul himself is infact a freeboota kaptin, and has made orktopolis his base of operations. he has earned the nickname 'da ork blackbeard' partially due to his prowess as a pirate, and partially due to his great thick black beard. due to Orktopolis' proximity to the tau empire and imperial space, his forces have plundered hundreds of human and tau worlds, making off with some great dakka and gubbins, the best of which Gorkul hoards for himself to kustomize his personal shoota, which is now one of the best bits of dakka in the entire galaxy
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:25

OOC: That bastard

SHAS'O ARTANIS AWwAAAAYYY!!!

As soon as I figure out what the fuck my guy would be doing there
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:25

OOC stopping raids on tau space?
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:28

OOC: oh sure

*Glasses the planet*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:29

*da boyz krump ya before you can*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:32

OOC;..B-but..but...
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:35

OOC hurrhurrhurr
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:39

OOC: Shame you'll never get into close combat range, S5 standard weaponry and all

Anyway

FOR STALI- I mean

FOR AUN'VA

IC: *A boy runs into where your mek bloke usually resides* Boy: Oi bozz! Sum of dem blue gitz 'ave been spotted at da edge of da system!
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:43

*he's sat on a throne made of melted choppas and shootas, and it looks like an orky iron throne*
"Yu wot!? Get da ships redy to fight and get me to me ship!"
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:44

"Oi bozz, before we go, ize been meaning to ask ya summtin...is there even 1000 choppas on ya throne? some other gitz ave been saying there ain't even close to that"

OOC: game of thrones references away
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:45

"Well dem gitz can cum here so i can cut dere faces off wiv it!"
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:47

"You za bozz I guess" *He leaves, meanwhile, teh tau are getting closer*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:48

at which point the frankly MASSIVE  ork fleet starts mobilizing
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:49

*Some of the ships malfunction and are unable to take off, nothing which would massivlly cripple the fleet, but just enough to make the numbers a little more even, if such a thing exists with orks*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:50

OOC um the fleet was already in space...
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:51

OOC: Then they are paralized/can't leave the space ports
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:52

OOC 1) my fleet, not up to you whether that happens
2) no this is a veteran fleet of orky freebootas, they don't just stop working like that
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:52

OOC: I know they don't, thing called sabotage..if we are gonna argue I will just fuck off..
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:56

there is still a frankly humongous fleet coming right at the tau
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:56

*They know*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:57

.....
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 20:59

*The tau fleet is quite powerful in its own right to be fair...and are ready for the greenskinz*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:00

the ork fleet rokkits at full speed towards them
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:02

OOC: Your going proppa orky ya git

IC: *As soon as the ork fleet get into range of the armada of tau vessels thousands of different weaponry on the ships burst into life, spitting would be screaming shells and plasma shots at the orks if not for the cold void of spess*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:03

dozens of smaller ork ships get obliterated, but the rest and the bigger ones keep coming
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:04

*The ships seem to be focus firing to bring ships down faster*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:05

at which point the orks open fire with the biggest and best gunz they have
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:08

*Quite a few tau ships go down from the barrage, and others get the hell out of there, but some are unfortunatly picked off as they try to escape*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:08

they keep shooting as most pursue
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:11

*The tau keep firing aswell, the huge flagship, begin dwarfed only by the space hulk of the orks, at the front*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:12

at which point the orks launch bordin torpedos at that flagship
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:13

OOC: How predictable
IC: *And then defence lasers on the vessel open up on the boarding torpedoes*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:15

however there are literally hundreds of them so they can't stop them all, as several dozen make contact, as each one spews out at least thirty orks into the ship
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:16

*they send many a squad of kroot and firewarriors to repel the invaders*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:27

the orks start swarming. nearest the bridge a large group of flashgitz and meganobz are blasting their way to the command center
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:44

*They are halted several times but eventually break through*
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:46

they make their way in, a large flashgitz kaptin at their head
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:48

They are met with the complete lockdown of all corridors leading to the bridge, heavy airtight doors slamming down inside the corridors, each made from thick ceremate and layered with reinforced plasteel.
As this happens, drone ports begin opening in the walls, the defence network on the ship being called to life, pulse rounds punching into the brutish aliens who try to invade the ship.
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:49

Ooc: that's what would actually happen.
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:50

the flashgitz just laugh as they open fire, blowing into the drones with their powerful snazzgunz while the killsaw-equipped meganobs start kutting through the door to the bridge
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:51

OOC:...Okay then...Not gonna argue if lord commander fegt is gonna right stuff for me
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:52

This was mearly a diversion however, as the whole bridge has evacuated through escape pods.
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:53

so the orks get about looting everything that isn't nailed down, and chopping the nails off of everything that is nailed down.
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:53

So... monitors?
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:54

and any other gubbins
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:54

OOC: No

Im not allowing this bit to happen, considering this is my god damn flagship
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:55

Ooc: alright, commander carrot brain... let's see what your tactical genius can come up with.
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:55

please everyone stay calm
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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:57

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PostSubject: Re: WAAAAAAAGH Mek-krumpa   2014-07-02, 21:58

Ooc: this proves my point.
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