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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 13:29

OOC. To the cactus pit with him!

also, is it true that "ass" also means "mule"/"donkey"? O.o
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 13:29

Yes
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 13:42

OOC. ...well... thats new....
at least the I-16 isnt called arse then....
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 13:43

Wot
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 13:44

Not wot. War Thunder. just google I-16. the ugliest plane ive seen so far...
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 14:58

....man.... can i somehow turn off e-mail sending after every comment in every watched topic? i just deleted 1400+ from my e-mail account...
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 17:04

Go to profile, then notification, its a checkbox.


"Oh for fuck sake"
*He points the blade at the wife and pulls a small hammer back before pulling a trigger and during a lead ball at Durzo's wife.*


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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 17:09

OOC: .......what the hell kind of blade is this? O.o

also, i have no notification tab under profile?
IC:
/.....well..... ill assume that she has no supernatural powers or reflexes and that the unreliable flintcock technology neither misses, nor misfires.... so she gets shot?/
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 17:43

*Due to how inaccurate a flintlock is, the ball misses her completely and paints the wall behind a new shade of red, known as : Hint of brain as it kills the guy reloading her crossbow*

Rob: Stupid fucking sword!
*Rob removes the barrel and lets it fall to the floor, before he charges the nearest guard.

OOC: okay, this particular sword has the barrel from a flintlock attached to the fuller(Blood Groove) he can fire it once in combat before it becomes useless and he has to drop the barrel.
Click on profile, then click on notification. It is located next to: Friends and foes, and Topic(s). It's above favourites.
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 17:54

Ooc. Ah, ive been clicking on my name instead of the profile menu point. Got it now.
Also, that gunblade would be useless in battle... The first sword strike would most likely wreck the mechanism with the force of impact, if not outright destroy it *and* break the blade. Not to mention how unwieldy the sword would be in a fight and how hard it would be to aim the gun with a lump of steel fixed to it. 
A vambrace with a small gun built into it would be much more useful

Also, you might as well just kill her. Thats how this is gonna end anyway, isnt it?
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 18:01

OOC: Well it was an experiment. The logic is meant to be flawed as it was originally just an idea he had.
This is the first time it has ever been used.
The idea was to fire it before melee begins in order to gain an advantage.
It also comes off, the only permanent part is the firing mechanism.
Also just kill my guy, he's just a failed attempt by me for an amusing character.
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 18:07

Ooc. .......i dont even know what my character looks like...
Ic.
Maid: hey! It is very rude to try to kill someone after they invite you for tea and biscuits! /Pushes him, he loses his balace and falls into the prickly pit of doom/
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 18:11

*before he gets pushed*
"I have a bounty on my head that reaches into hundreds of thousands, it was probably pois-you bitch!"
*He grabs the Maid's hand and drags her down with him, resulting in the over-used moment where a female character land awkwardly on the male once, making it seem as if they were about to have sex. Though rob quickly pushes her into a cactus*


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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 18:17

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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 18:22

Ooc. ....well, the maid just got rich enough to quit, i guess... 
And i seriously dont know how to continue with anything here...
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 18:25

OOC: Well he's not dead yet but I think we have to wait for Rae or Himfea.


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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 18:31

i am so confused right now
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-23, 21:47

"you know what, fuck this, fuck you, and you, and you" *Durzo rushes headlong at his wife, laying about him with his sword on both sides, causing no end of non lethal, but damn painful wounds*
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-24, 13:50

/uhm...... poison crossbow bolt?/
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-24, 14:43

OOC: "Don't be racist or the WWE will erase you from history" - Kim, 2015
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-24, 14:45

Ooc: unless you are... JOHN CENA
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-24, 15:34

DO DODO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DO DODO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
heh
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-24, 17:58

so... nothings gonna happen with the poison bolt?
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-24, 19:07

Ooc. "Not all weapon combinations work well. Dagger-and-trebuchet is rubbish"
.....the more you know...
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-24, 23:18

Who'd you shoot with it?
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 04:21

Nazamroth wrote:
/uhm...... poison crossbow bolt?/

Then

Edit: oh, wait.-.... i was still half asleep when i answered that.... your guys, i guess...
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:04

OOC. Heres a joke that perfectly describes my glorious nation:

The foreigner arrives to Hungary, but before going to his hotel, he decides to buy some food and drinks so he stops a taxi and tells him to take him to a shop, to which the driver answers:
- Sir, it Sunday. shops are closed on Sundays.
- Then what is open?
- Churches, but they just radiate emptiness.
- But you can only pray there anyway!
- Oh, no, here, we pray at universities.
- Pray?! Don't you study there?!
- Oh, no, we study in prison.
- Prison?! Then where do you put your criminals?!
- Why, they are the ones in charge of all of this.
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:14

*durzo has his sword pointed at his wife, its tip about a foot from her, behind him a multitude of guards are rolling about and moaning in pain, the others backing slowly away.* "Now... you bitch... ugh... the fuck've you done to me" * he looks down to see a crossbow bolt embedded in his left leg, feeling with his left hand, he finds the point sprouting from the back of his leg* "Oh." *he looks up* "Shit" *with that he collapses on his back*
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:15

"......*sighs*"
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:19

Wife: .....should have started with that....
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:21

"well bugger"
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:27

*Durzo groans, and starts to use all the talent he has left to hold the poison at bay* "Fuck... *gasp* me. *hisses through his teeth* Backwards with a halberd" *His concentration finally breaks, and the ka'kari dissolves into his skin*
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:30

"Someone kill her for me" *he falls unconscious*
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:32

*shrugs and starts approaching her*
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:32

Wife: /to people around them/ taxes are halved for the next 5 years if you support my lordship...ladyship....whichever...
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:32

"I'm a merc, i think i'll be fine"
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:41

/she was expecting something more along the lines of people ganging up on durza and co/

OOC. ....also.... did the woman who was supposed to die and doesnt even have a name or face kill the adventurer party? O.o
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:42

*turns to the crowd* "alright, who wants some of this? who has the stones to tangle with the black dragon?"
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 14:43

brb shower n such
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 15:00

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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 19:28

Ooc. "plagues must have been good, because they were tremendously popular."
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 19:28

*Rob climbs out of the pit holding a pair of swords*


OOC: That last few bits with Rob never happened.
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 20:10

Ooc. Fun fact!
What you call the sound of nature, is generally millions of things desperately trying to get laid.
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 23:10

*groans on the floor* "don't mind me... just in agony*
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-25, 23:30

*local God eating popcorn as he watches* I don't care if they haven't invented popcorn yet I can see the future and get myself some damn popcorn *munch*
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-26, 00:44

*Durzo in his head* ~God, if you're listening, you're a dick~
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-26, 00:53

*and Durzo hears the munching of popcorn when given time for God to respond*
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-26, 01:38

~fuck you~
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-26, 01:41

God: yeah let's see you get to heaven with that attitude
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-26, 10:58

~I'm basically a serial killer, like me getting to heaven was ever likely... I'm talking to God~
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PostSubject: Re: New fantasy type thing   2015-08-26, 12:36

Ooc. The morals of gods and mortals are likely vastly different though...
Also....now what?
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