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Gorath




PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-10, 23:37

"we'z not got a radio"
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-10, 23:42

Grot: +safe+
several boyz tellyport down on their spot
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 07:38

OOC. ....oh, the pain..... how can EA not give a fuck this much?!
people walk straight through structural beams.... how... why.... they really couldnt make them walk another path in the cutscene? just how can they not give even a single fuck about their own game?! .....EA truly is the worst game company there is....

on an unrelated note, i am amazed how varric wrote an entire book in 30 seconds with a quill.... truly impressive...


and now i learned that Krem is actually a tranny..... seriously, EA? you just have to advertise to the world how open minded you are, dont you? ......just how did the entriety of Thedas change so much in a mere 10 years?
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 13:20

Dalish chieftain: ....our sacred burial grounds are infested with demons and must be cleansed!
Me: .......sacred burial grounds you say.... im in!

/kills all the demons in 30 secs, spends another 5 minutes meticulously digging up all the graves and looting anything of *any* value from them/

Me: Hey, the demons are gone
Dalish: very good. but our hunters observed you from afar as you were desecrating our burial grounds! (-1 favor)
Me: .....i found this key while i was at it
Dalish: Mein gott! This is a legendary key! (+2 favor!)
Me: ....ah, the spoils of grave robbing.... now then, time to put this key to use and loot some more sacred graves!

......../arrives at the closed gate/
Me: ....ancient elven graves, here i come! .......wheres my key.... /checks all pockets..../.....damn that fething elf! he took my key! thats it, im opening a dozen rifts on their asses! nobody stops me from robbing graves!
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 18:56

OOC: athe whole diversity thing bugs the fuck out of me. It's like every company has a clip board with a list of things that must be in their game if they're not to be branded as. Misogynystic, Homophobic or racist.

If it doesn't fit within the game's setting don't fucking put it in.
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 19:04

Ooc as i said, i heard theres a law in the US about such a quota, but in this case, its clear that EA just wants to show off...
Also, i romanced cassandra....not sure why i bothered.... It was so....plain...
In DAO, theres was at least some emotional attachment to your companions, and reason to like leliana and morrigan. They had personalities. They were interesting. 
In DAI, its just character archetypes with a variety of skins over them...
Even in the abysmal DA2, you had merryl. I dare anyone to say she wasnt fun to have around. DAI seriously seems like they just took the previous engine, patched it up a bit, had a bunch of monkeys make huge maps and a ton of "Kill X" and "Get X" quests, slap some basic story on it, add a ton of collectibles and done, you have a new thing to ask 50 bucks for... Or whatever it costs...
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 19:12

OOC: The Josephine romance is the best romance (No sex scene for you) it actually develops her as a character plus you get a crappy duelling cutscene!
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 19:15

Ooc. If they added so many stupid options, i demand to be able to romance Bianca! .....or Vinsomer.... Either will do...
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 19:19

OOC: Why not scout Harding? You're not a dwarfist are you?
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 19:23

Ooc. You already can romance harding. 
Anyway, its all theoretical at this point. Already romanced cassandra, and this isnt like DAO which i completed a dozen times... Im probably never gonna replay this... Especially knowing that half my speech options change absolutely nothing...
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 19:32

OOC: It doesn't lock you into it, all you have to do is persue another character and it ends between the inquisitor and Harding.
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 19:38

Ooc. You mean cassandra. actually, one bit i found funny about her was the whole book thing
But im not all that interested in anyone anyway. plus i missed a LOT of romance opportunities with everyone else.
In the beginning, i hoped leliana would be an option if cullen and josephine are too, but apparently, the one person i would prefer isnt an option.... Yay for EA...
Also, is it just me, or did cassandras image change on the character selection screen after i romanced her?
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 20:22

Fine denz letz go ask em
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 20:24

".....alright"
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 20:35

OOC: Possibly, idk I never romanced her. I tried to romance Sera
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-11, 23:10

Wellz lead da way den ya grots
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 00:22

"if yoo'z triez sumfin we'z gonna kill yer!"
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 00:54

If i waz tryin sumfin id a dun it by now
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 00:55

"roit....i dont get ya"
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 00:56

Just shud up and take me ta ya boss
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 19:01

they turn around and drive
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 19:02

Da squig follows behind finger ready to push da big red button if they try anything
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 19:31

Ooc. I demand tribute, in the form of a virgin sheep!
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 19:33

they're surrounding his wagon but not aiming at him
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 20:06

he still has a finger over da red button but is following them
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 20:11

Dey drive over to a surprisingly large orky fort
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 20:16

OOC: I didn't know Naz was from New Zealand
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 20:18

Ooc.... How did you connect me to new zealand? O.o
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 20:20

Sheep fucking naz
sheep fucking
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 20:20

OOC: "Virgin sheep" Sounds like something only a sheep shagging New Zealander would say!
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 20:24

OOC pretty sure he's from Turkey
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 20:36

OOC: I thought Naz was Hungarian.
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 20:41

Ooc. ....yeah..... Sometimes i think i mention being hungarian a bit too often in various contexts.... But then someone thinks im a turk.....

And i take that as an insult! Why should sheep fornication be a privilage of new zealanders?! This is an outrage!
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 20:53

True
the welsh do it also
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 20:53

OOC what of the Irish?
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Gorath

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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 20:53

Wat of them?
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 21:18

OOC: Fun fact: Sheep shagging was an English pastime, and this had a lesser punishment than stealing a sheep.
Sheep were often stolen in Wales and if caught the thief would say they were gonna fuck it so they could get a lesser punishment.

The more you know.
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 21:21

Doesnt the bible say thats a really big sin? O.o
I mean animal fornication
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 21:27

OOC: Idk, I'm an atheist. It was likely a Pre-Rome thing or a tribal thing when the Angles and Saxons took control.
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 21:40

Iz take it dis is da place?
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 21:41

The turrets watch him
"Yerr"
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 21:52

Well get yer boss
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 22:25

"Yoo gotta go ta him"
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-12, 22:36

the small group of boyz managed to catch up but kept a distance
"so who's wot?"
"I dunno"
"they'z look like sped freakz"
"I think they'z all speed freakz"
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-14, 02:16

OOC: Hello?
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Gorath

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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-14, 02:17

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-14, 02:21

OOC: Hello
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Gorath

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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-14, 02:22

crumpets
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-14, 02:22

Delicious
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-14, 02:49

OOC: Can I get away with introducing our characters to the Consortium thread or shall I wait?
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PostSubject: Re: in the halls of Alaric   2015-06-14, 02:49

your choice
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