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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 12:15

Now theres a peasant revolt in norway... it isnt going well.... i mean the norwegians chased all the damned peasants over to sweden, which is part of the carpathian empire.... frikkin illegal aliens! they are taking our jobs!


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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 12:24

OOC: heh, now I have an alliance with: Norway, Hungary, Nevarra, France and possibly England
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 12:43

Emperor Saul finally died.... all hail his heir, Emperor Saul II .......
oh wait... everyone hates him because he literally cockblocked half the country and fucked the female half....
he's so infamous, that even foreign nobles wont marry their daughters to his son(!).....
dammit saul! Saul raised you to be an excellent steward! and he succeeded! why did you have to fuck it all up?!
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 12:55

Goddamn this boy!
if only he could have kept it in his pants, i wouldnt be facing the possibility of a 4-way internal war right now...
half my military power hates him just because he screwed their wives....

....fuck no.... now my son is about to do the same... he has all the good traits, he is a genius, and hes gonna blow it all and fuck everyone....

....well.... the empire is starting to stabilise by now.... i even got a new son.... one that isnt a lecher basterd yet.... and he is also a genius... i think people will prefer him over that damn other kid once he grows up...
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 16:20

ffs.... i swear, this empire is being overtaken by Slaanesh.... my nobles are choosing the seduction life focus one by one, and i keep getting messgaes that thi sand that noble is now known as "the lewd"..... im gonna send Son v2.0 to a templar boot camp or whatever.... i dont want another near-collapse like with Saul...
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 16:34

OOC: Just hope that your sons don't go and fuck their aunts.
I had a game where pretty much all of my sons when and fucked their one aunt
*sigh*
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 16:47

oh, this is just getting great....
the lords of wallachia started a petition to increase crown authority to High, and voted to pass it without me doing anything...
on the bright side, now titles can no longer leave the realm through inheritance(at least wallachian ones)..... on the other hand, now every lord there has a -20 opinion modifier against me because of the high authority, and an extra -30 because "i" increased crown authority.....
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 16:56

Behold! The mighty Carpathian Empire! (note: i am literally only waiting for an excuse to annex what is left of Poland... and only waiting for the truces to expire to annex several more regions of Ruthenia....)

Spoiler:
 
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 17:15

The radio crackles to life again.

+WE'RE UNDER HEAVY FIRE HERE! HOLD GROUND, THE MAIN FORCE IS COMING IN!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 17:19

*I quickly glance around for the bow, thinking that if we have to fall back stealth will be necessary*
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 17:20

Ooc. .....wait.... Im in the final offensive?! ....dammit i posted all this crap in the wrong place!
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 17:32

OOC: hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 17:35

Its your fault. I got here with your notification... I think...
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 17:39

You cannot resist the dark side
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 17:41

......so im watching a documentary, when suddenly they say "...the predominantly slavic austro-hungary..."
......u fookin wot, m8?
Austrians are germanic... Hungarians are.... Steppeic? Anyway, definitely not slavic... They hate us because we are not slavic... The fact that we are not slavic is literally the primary reason why we ended up joining the nazis...
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Im starting to question the authenticity of this documentary...
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 17:57

History channel?
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 18:06

A youtube channel called "superior history" ....not sure who runs it... They have both NatGeo, and other stuff released...
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 18:32

Hmm, I asked because the "history" channel is pretty much the bullshit channel
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 18:50

Yeah, heard about it... And seen some of their stuff on youtube... When they listed "Marsquakes" as a danger of space exploration, i closed the video and never watched another one of theirs again...
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 18:53

Marsquakes? Hahahaha!
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 18:57

I assume you know why thats impossible then...
Also, i just opened another of their videos by accident... WW2 bombs that are so large that they can bury themselves in the ground and cause earthquakes.... Disregarding that size has little to do with brying capability, even a MOAB, or the Tsar cant cause earthquakes... Even the force of the worlds largest dam's reservoir pressing down on a fracture line is only barely able to cause scientifically provable earthquakes...
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-10, 23:22

I run into position and take aim upon the heath were the enemy would be coming from
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-11, 09:59

The bow seems to be gone, but a single arrow remains.

Salmon fegt: you run into a suitable position, seeing what looks like hundreds of poorly armed jihads rushing towards you all.
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-11, 12:17

"I bought my cat a $40 water fountain and she chose to spill my drink and lick it off the carpet instead."

Conslusion: cats are assholes



also: ffs, its glitched again... now i cant call on the king of bohemias troops... its gonna be these bugs that make me quit the game...

.....been trying to open and edit the save file for hours.... i managed to open it once but it got corrupted without me actually doing anything....
nothing as fun as trying to open a 20K page long text file to delete a single 6 digit number...

Finally! alright peasants! everyone can stop panicking and rioting! i have fixed the empire
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-13, 16:24

where is sarg hannes?
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-15, 07:51

Ok I kinda forgot bout thia due to saucy playable games
but im back
isnt that you
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-15, 15:48

It is
But I am confused where I am reich now
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-15, 16:38

Comrade Kitten wrote:
It is
But I am confused where I am reich now

....dat pun.... i did nazi it coming...
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-15, 19:27

Youre with all the other guys exactly where you were...
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-15, 21:46

Ah, reich, that makes everything clear now

Are there jihadists still?
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-16, 21:17

i did post a thing about main force coming in
random convo overwhelmed it it seems
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-16, 21:18

Quite.
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-16, 23:19

Oh reich

Thats a shame...

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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-17, 08:37

OOC. .......what ...... the actual fuck........
a random titleless guy just gathered up a 25K srong army and declared war on me..... how.... he gathered them in my own territory, and my entire army is about 35-40K strong.... how the hell did he gather 25K soldiers from only the imperial heartland.....

..........holy.....shitbucket... it exists...

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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-17, 21:07

knife bipod


gg
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-20, 17:23

OOC gonna put this on hold for a while, seems everythings gone to hell a bit and it strolled a bit tooo off topic, which raises the idea of an off topic section maybe.
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-20, 17:34

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAWWW
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-20, 17:35

Ooc. To quote sections of the GMs guide:
"Players are horrible people"
"Questing will most likely make you consider murder at some point"
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-29, 16:44

Not sure whether this'll pick up again, seems that it may as well be decreed death by off topic
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-29, 19:32

Just about everything has died due to the coliseum thread
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-29, 19:34

Whats with the coliseum thread? O.o
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-29, 19:41

It's had the largest amount of activity from the most active RPers (Fae, Azrok, Gorath and Dargoth)
The rest of the threads are pretty much dependant on one the above four, meaning that jack shit will happen unless that thread takes a break.
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-29, 19:47

Dammit people, stop forming cliques!
The only groups i want to see is group me, and group everyonewhosnotme!

Anyway, this is a natural result of activity ....much....ness.... Cant think.... Anyway, i think the solution may come from that most despised of places......the depest hole of hell.... 4chan......
Agree on a point in time when all participants are present and do it then
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-29, 20:37

I find the main problem is that people either make their characters way too powerful, or put them in a constant plot armour bubble, or deny what other people are doing completely.
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-29, 21:19

I keep doing that, though I'm learning!

My characters can be killed in any RP!
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-29, 21:20

They can?
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-29, 21:22

Yeah, unless I strictly say don't kill him you can kill them
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-29, 21:23

I don't like killing characters.
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2015-01-29, 21:26

It does away with him being OP.

And for the most part everything that happened when I introduced him didn't happen.
No ├╝ber OP special snowflake vindicare, instead he's my special snowflake mechanicus biologus human/xeno hybrid experiment that escaped and stole STC data concerning golden age things, the AI "law" being one of them
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2016-01-01, 21:27

OOC im back from my successful attempt at getting myself banned ... don't ban me please, I intend on remaining and joining in again... plznoban

anyway, i intend on restarting this at a later date, if anyone is interested that is.

yeh pls no ban tho
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PostSubject: Re: The Final Offensive   2016-01-01, 21:55

Traitor
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