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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 13:45

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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 14:00

OOC. nononono.... theres only problem in the west... right now, i am close to putting family members in control of both the byzantine empire, sweden, and croatia... i will slowly conquer the east, then i will march my endless armies upon western europe!

....i am slightly bothered that you cant take control of syberia or the sahara though.... i want those places to banish annoying nobles to...

waitwhat.... my vassals have a -15 opinion modifier against me because i hold too many elector titles(we have elective monarhcy going on up in this bitch) ......but how can i hold too many titles when i have only one vote, and the nobles have nominated someone not of my dynasty as my heir...

In my empire, its dangerous to be too popular... unless youre the ruler, or the rulers chosen heir.... there was this one duke that, for some obscure reason, everyone wanted to be my successor... no idea why... everyone likes me, and he had max opinion of me too... anyway, he wasnt of my dynasty, so i would have lost the empire to him.... too bad for him... now he has been downgraded to a courtier.... the victim of his own success, i guess....


....i just noticed that we have a black pope.... was there ever a black pope in history? o.O
....i wanted to raise a good priest to use in the future as my court chaplain, so i tried sending my otherwise useless son over to him, and he would agree to train him himself... among the ontributing factors it is listed that he is "glad to take hostage" as a major reason why he would accept it.... i dont wanna be racist but....


.....the pope just died.... BLACK POPE DOWN!
.....i wonder how many, if any, will get that reference... or at least semi-reference... its not really what they said...
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 18:12

Black hawk down by any chance?


In other news...
The siege of Paris has ended, 1145 of the kings finest British soldiers, successfully held against a combined army numbering near 2000 Spanish and Savoyan soldiers!
At the cost of over 400 Red Coats, a staggering 1886 enemy soldiers fell.

There could be no celebrations however, after having buried the masses of dead soldiers the people's of Paris were under siege again.
Now defending against another army of over Two Thousand, 600 Red Coats must make their final stand.
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 19:57

Back when i was still only a duke, i decided to send my personal army of 3000 men to help with my kings war in austria to get some prestive and gold... Of course, the AI is a moron so when the 10000+ army of the holy roman empire arrived, only i was left within a few weeks... And i was cornered... No way home... So the 3 members of my family who were leading the army went all spartan like "No retreat! No surrender! Hold the line!" on one side of the Danube on some hills, and waited for the inevitable storm...
....after a fierce battle, the attacking army's morale broke and they eventually lost almost 5000 men and a lot of manliness against my family... I lost about 500 men and returned home... We are badasses...
Some of us are literally born with enough martial ability to beat you at chess as soon as they can move the pieces...
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 20:10

OOC hehe
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 20:11

Did I say final stand?
We won!! Another thousand dead foreigners for a measly 200 Redcoats
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 20:46

Just wait until i march west... I will soon be the king of sweden and croatia besides being the emperor of carpathia, and possibly soon the emperor of the byzantine empire...
Damn, its gonna be a nightmare trying to keep all that shit together... So many damn cultures and religions to deal with... And ill be a foreigner to them...another penalty...

Oh wait... Im not even at 1200 yet... Your guys dont even exist... Im gonna destroy you before you could come into existence...
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 20:54

The start of this thread...To deep man...To deep.......icryeveryteim..1 leik = 1 prayer
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 20:56

Pray to your god until you can, english pigdog... The mighty Carpathian Empire is going to conquer your useless little island soon enough...
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 20:57

meh, won't have lost to much
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 20:57

-_- have fun dealing with the scottish
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:01

Theyre going to become the chefs for my prisoners... A month spent on haggis and theyll beg for execution...
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:04

Hahahaha!!

Yes but you'll have to subdue them, it's been centuries and the bastards still won't shut up about being independent
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:06

Didnt they just vote against their independence recently? O.o
Also, i have methods... Do you think i became the heir of the vikings by force? Dont make me laugh :P
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:17

Their economy wouldn't survive independence
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:24

They are scotts! They dont need no economy! They just need some haggis, claymores, and man-skirts!
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:30

Hahaha, kilts were originally am English thing iirc
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:34

Dont know about that... I have not delved that deep into the history of the.... What the hell is even the collective name of that place?
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:36

Great Britain? Albion?
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:41

I mean that whole bunch of islands... Theres like a dozen names and lesser groups and whatnot...
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:43

United Kingdom?
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:46

Ireland isnt a part of that, is it?
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:47

Northern ireland is
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:48

But not all of it... Whats a bigger category?
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:52

British Isles
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 21:53

Yeah, i thought so too, but then i vaguely remembered some dipshit little island(s) that isnt part of that either...
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-05, 22:17

Channel Islands?
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-06, 06:37

Maybe...

in other news, theres a tengri ruler here of house Kolbasz.... In case you are not fluent in hungarian, "kolbász" means sausage.... how the hell did they end up calling themselves House Sausage, i wonder...

....well... i just lost my claim on sweden... turns out damn vikings use elective succession.... so for some obscure reason they did not choose the son of the foreigner as their king...

while fruitlessly hunting, we came across a hut in the wilds... an old crone opened it and after seeing my hunting party, offered a potion that will make me a greater hunter... i drank it and gained the trait of "lustful"....
well.... she sorta told the truth....
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-06, 09:01

*slow clap* beautiful
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-06, 09:50

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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-06, 10:17

that ending though, ha!
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-06, 10:34

"Bönek of Bönek's host declared war for Kiev on Emperor Imre the Fat(me)"
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Dude.... you got lost? Kiev aint mine.....
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-06, 13:03

...uhm...what the hell.... my (useless) son wanted to join a holy knight order... i allowe dit... a month later, he returned and was now celibate... now he wanted to join them again.. i allowed it(he was even more useless at that point)... ....a day later he retruned as a homosexual...
....what the hell is going on in that order?
and now a third time... now he somehow got maimed and returned in a day...
he joined a fourth time and returned in  aday once more.... what the bloody hell is going on in that knight order.... im starting to think its some heretical mazochist-homo-club...

...and now i have just randomly been attacked by the bulgrain liberation front... i dont even have bulgaria in my domain... meh.. whatever... theres a 30000 strong byzantine army chasing those few hundred peasants...


.....oooh, you little shit.... the king of croatia decided to go against the rules of succession and grant his second son the kingdom of croatia upon his death... leaving his first son, my nephew, kingdomless.... you cant say i didnt try to play nice... i waited for like 50 years to get hold of the country by the rules... but if they violate the rules to make me lose.... oohhohohoho...
*breaks int song*
"[...] Tenthousand ride
Tenthousand will fight
Out on the killing ground
Ironbound we unite [...]"

......dem asshole byzantines... they did the same thing... they went straight against two of their main inheritance rules and demoted my relatives who would eventually be the rightful heirs to the throne, to mere courtiers...

....damn tengri in Crimea.... first i try conquering them while they are only an independent duchy... they quickly swear fealty to Cumania so the war ends inonclusively... now they are revolting against their new overlord, and i decide to grab the opportunity and crimea before they would be defeated and i cant attack them individually again... they quickly surrender to their lord, the revolt ends, and the war ends inconclusively once again... ill have to go to the bother of defeating all of cumania, it would seem...

.......fething cheater game.... peasants revolted at once in two territories with 1% revolt risk... they werent even close to each other.... and they somehow managed to assemble and army lager than the number of people the regions in question can support...
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-08, 03:32

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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-10, 06:43

And now, i am going to do something that has never been done in our thousand(ish) year old neighbour history.... wage a war on poland.... sorry poland, but you are cutting my empire in half.... just let it happen and it wont hurt...much...
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-10, 07:09

OOC. ........FUCK!
i just realized that i married my son to my granddaughter..... -.-
....due to inheritance reasons she didnt have the marker of my house anywhere on her....
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well..... Castille is fucked if those two produce inbreds....

#thelannistersapprove
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-10, 10:20

OOC: don't worry, the chances of getting Carlos II are minimal.
Something along the lines of his entire family could be traced to a single Grandparent.
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-10, 10:46

.....welp... he went off and joined the knights templar.... on one hand, he may still spawn offspring and my family might get in control of castille.... on the other hand, he might return as a maimed homosexual celibate like one of his ancestors....
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-10, 10:57

They're are worse things that could happen XD
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-29, 22:29

Ey naz, it's here if you need it
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-29, 22:32

blorp
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-29, 22:34

Burp
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-29, 22:34

Wibble
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-29, 22:37

*whistles*
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-30, 06:12

Captain Raeven wrote:
Ey naz, it's here if you need it

Yeah, i realised it halway through, but by then, i was mostly done with ranting.
and mostly i just wanted to shout it into the face of the relevant people... since thats not socially acceptable, i just wantd to say it somewhere. maybe get a few responses that im not the weird one for thinking its unfair and shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-30, 08:09

Fair do's man, as long as you get it out of your system
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-30, 09:09

.....and i still cant figure out why you are a damn ninja!
half the time you post in topics, i get no notification whatsoever!

here, have some saiyan....
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-30, 09:47

OOC yeah that seems about right
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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-30, 13:31

I cant believe you guys didnt vote for him...

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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-30, 16:20

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PostSubject: Re: Support group   2015-01-30, 16:24

OOC. ...well.... the Ai in this game isnt exactly the brightest either....
me: .....okay, this is annoying.... after a slightly unfair, and very disadvantegous fight, im down to 2 characters that apparently cant wound the single remaining enemy in melee combat, and they even get poisoned if they get in range..... and they are out of mana so no fireballs either..... what to do...... *notices a fire on the ground.... remembers how dumb his own units' AI is.....* ......noooo..... that wouldnt work....... it cant be that stupid..... well.... can really lose anything by trying.... *positions unit so that the fire is between him and the enemy who can reach him that turn..... enemy marches through the fire and burns to death*............no comment....
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