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Captain Raeven




PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 05:30 pm

Remember bush, I'm the GM, no matter how badass you character, I can always conjure a kasrkin to walk past, call him a bitch, and make him look so inadequate is untrue
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 05:36 pm

SemiIC: you all file off the shuttle that brought you to the main hab city of Circon IV, immediately you all see a line of maybe 50 imperial guard shock troopers in full battle gear doing push-ups, they are all buff as hell and make you all feel about 1 inch long. Bush fails his manliness test and gains 10 insanity points, he runs off the platform in despair and dies to a 1000 ft fall
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 05:44 pm

Just remember, Near everything > bodysuit
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 05:46 pm

Bodysuits do have some armour capabilities
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 05:48 pm

It's better than civilian clothing.... And... "Slaaneshi cultist gear" I asume that means "a whole lot of nothing"
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 05:48 pm

I don't need manliness yet.
All I need is teh laweh
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 06:01 pm

OOC: I picked assassin cos it gave me stuff I like, though I'll be going for the rouge/highwayman look
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 06:08 pm

Theh lauwww
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 06:12 pm

And some point I'm going to make bush's character wear female Slaaneshi cultist gear
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 06:14 pm

I'm gonna be wearing judge gear.
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 06:16 pm

OOC: at that point I'm gonna use my roguish charm caused by being highwayman, to seduce all the female cultists and make the male ones now down before me
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 06:20 pm

Ooc: then they will look at you, slowly walk forwards, and I'll fade it to black... Then I'll have to write the rest of it on another less PG site, with NSFW and trigger warning: brutal on it
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 06:26 pm

OOC: no they won't
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 06:31 pm

Ooc: yes they will... Do you know why? Because I'm the GM. Unless you roll really well. Even if you do roll really well, both of your inquisition buddies will gun you down for plowing forbidden ground
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 06:37 pm

Ooc: also... Seducing a bunch of Slaaneshi cultists would probably just make them shag you until you died of exhaustion
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 06:38 pm

OOC: death by snu-snu......there are worse ways to go
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 06:41 pm

Ooc: death by chaotic snu-snu... There aren't many
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 07:20 pm

OOC: flaying, drawn and quartered, keel-hauled, hung, crucified, starvation, death by a thousand cuts, blunt weapons, spoons, asphyxiation, burning, more burning, need I go on?
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 07:24 pm

Ooc: may I add most of those girls probably aren't exactly girls... They've got big ones bush.... Big
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   29/12/14, 07:34 pm

OOC: ...........*grabs a gatling laser from fallout 3*
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:17 am

Ooc: not even the most overpowered weapons can save you now... MUHAHAHAHAHAH
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:31 am

OOC: *Calls upon the mighty and unquestionable powers of our lord and saviour; Nazamroth! To save my guy from this untimely demise*
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 03:35 pm

Ooc: *crickets and grasshoppers* nothing? Well you're screwed
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 03:41 pm

Ooc: it's okay guys, I've stopped threatening to have bush raped by cultists, you can come back now
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 03:44 pm

What

My rape alarms went off


What happened
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 03:51 pm

Shame I can't be a skitarii tech guard

Would have loved to be a skitarii tech guard
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:03 pm

Well, we're not following the rules, sooo... At some point I'll make an opportunity for you to become a skittarii maybe
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:10 pm

I could be a skitarii with techpriest training? But I would have higher combat skills or something?
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:10 pm

That's cheating m8
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:12 pm

You are cheating aswell

You activated the kkkonami kode
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:13 pm

*throws self out of window to escape*
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:15 pm

So yes raeven

is that possible
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:16 pm

By the powers vested in me by... Me... Yeah sure
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:18 pm

WOOOO! HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR RAEVEN!
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:22 pm

I edited my character sheet a bit
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:23 pm

gtg now lel
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   30/12/14, 04:25 pm

Damn right, here in this thread *room shakes and stones fall from ceiling* I AM GOD!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   31/12/14, 08:11 am

WE ARE NOT WORTHY, WE ARE NOT WORTHY!
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   31/12/14, 08:14 am

OOC: Raeven is not Alice Cooper
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   31/12/14, 08:14 am

Whaaaaaaaaaa???
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   31/12/14, 08:21 am

Watch Wayne's World, even just for Michael Myers head banging to Bohemian Rhasoody
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   01/01/15, 05:53 pm

Not even going to question that
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   02/01/15, 10:04 am

so whats this chapppppppppppppzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
will it be using the ruuuuuuulez?
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   02/01/15, 12:14 pm

*splooges*
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   02/01/15, 02:44 pm

It will be using a sort of streamlined rule set, all of the charts and such (someone please be a psyker, I want to set the world on fire) standard rules for rolls (that's D100 and under your related skill for a success) but we probably won't use some of the more advanced rules because I only have the PDF of the rules and adobe reader sucks balls, and finding stuff is a pain in the dick
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   03/01/15, 02:11 pm

Jha, I just wanna be a judge.
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   04/01/15, 04:55 pm

And so you shall be... Have you called yourself dredd?
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   10/01/15, 01:41 pm

come here gents! come and play teh derk herrsy
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   10/01/15, 01:42 pm

I don't know ruleset but okkk
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   10/01/15, 01:45 pm

okay, so the basics are, you have a bunch of stats, you say what you want to do, and roll, i decide what stat applies and if you roll under it it's a success, i then say what happens using various charts and such, but i might just make shit up if i cant be arsed
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PostSubject: Re: Dark heresy   10/01/15, 01:46 pm

Okay!
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