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Gorath




PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 20:58

OOC ok can you two please make up?
ollie, azrok's apologized, you can keep em there without redacting it all. 
azrok, please at least wait for me to be here before you kick up a fuss about this sort of thing.
and please don't let this shit happen again
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 20:59

ooc ok
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 20:59

Ooc: I accept your apology.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 21:00

now kiss and make up
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 22:03

OOC Everytime I appear
Azrok flips his shit and moans.
Its hilariously bad.
and dem grammarz.
But to be honest, these "wrenches in the plot" are signs of not being able to deal with an adapting plot.
Plus the threads an open join thing.
*runs off screaming*

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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 22:26

10/10 IGN
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 22:27

OOC:.....
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 23:22

Well, have fun.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 23:32

dude yer still in this
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 23:35

I retconned
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 23:37

why?
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 23:41

Why do you think.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 23:44

dude he had a kneejerk reaction. it's not going to happen again. I promise.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 23:47

I had a hard time believing it the first time it happened.
I'd be better off not bothering.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-01, 23:58

please?
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-02, 00:01

Like he said, spanner in the works.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-02, 00:34

he's admitted hee's wrong
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-02, 00:37



ooc now I rage god fucking dammit another non heresy thread destroyed because someone wanted to add shit that was unnecessary
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-02, 00:38

I'm just sick of it.
I feel like I'm ruining everything, so the only way I can fix it is by just leaving.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-02, 00:39

no don't
please bud I feel bad it wont happen again I promise if its not good I wont say it
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-02, 00:42

ooc for now on if I have a problem illpm gor and he will explain to me beter because after this was done gor talked to me and it was a misunderstanding I thought you killed my character but it was just the two
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-02, 00:47

Don't worry about it, you guys do better when I'm not here anyway.
My ideas are stupid anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-02, 16:21



Ollie-Chan nooooooooooooooo!
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:30

Well

Things slowed down so fast after that..GG
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:31

Yup.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:35

;_;
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:37

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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:38

So... glorious.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:39

Don't worry though

They are only a little bit better than guardsman according to gorfeglel
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:40

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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:44

All propaganda.... I guess.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:45

Tons of porpoganda innit

I mean

Not as if a squad of space marines can conquer planets no problem

And companies entire systems
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:48

Not as if without the sacrifice of 100 brave astartes armageddon wouldn't be here anymore

I mean literally

The grey knights are REALLY the only people who can murder daemon primarchs

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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:48

Also, how come generic ork WAAAAGHHS can take down chapter planets, but Ghazkull with a massive army couldn't take Armageddon.

Must be really dumb.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:51

nah, hes the best strategist in the entire universe

he can head butt everything
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:54

It makes no sense.
If he were this big a problem he would be dead.

The imperium has dealt with worse than him... and it's ridiculous... why can't they just assassinate him, before he even attacked Armageddon.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:56

...wait...this is the non canon thread...DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:57

Times travels

Kills ghaz while hes still a boy

Throws his body into a sun
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:57

Ooc:

20 Vindicare assassin shoots him in the head 7 times.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 20:59

Completly IC: 60 million conscripts shoot him as many times as they can
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 21:00

*asks marbo to take out ghazkull*


*marbo kills every ork and burns the bodies, then demo charges ghaz before cutting him to ribbons*
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 21:04

Exterminatus destroys planets. Sly Marbo destroys segmentums.
Sly Marbo can and will singlehandedly destroy the Tyranids. By looking at them.
Sly Marbo models assemble and paint themselves.
Marbo does not sleep, he waits.
Sly Marbo is the reason the Void Dragon is hiding.
Sly Marbo scares the living shit out of all the Ordo Malleus, Ordo Hereticus, and Ordo Xenos put together.
Sly Marbo passes any characteristic test he is required to take including Toughness, Leadership, STD, Genetic, Initiative and Paternity.
Abaddon stole the planet killer off the shelf in his local supermarket. When he got home and opened the box he found Marbo sitting inside.
In Dawn of War 2: Retribution, Tyranid ending, the swarm strips all life from subsector Aurelia. Well, 99.999% of it; Marbo was still there.
Sly Marbo is Never added to an army. Army lists are added to Sly Marbo.
In the movement phase, Sly Marbo stays stationary and moves the gaming table 6" in any direction.
They developed a new branch of the Inquisition specifically for Marbo - Ordo Marbo-icus.
Sly Marbo killed Batman's parents.
Lightsabers are powered by Marbo's toenail clippings.
Sly Marbo once fought Nurgle and changed him into a flower.
When Sly Marbo falls in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Sly Marbo.
Sly Marbo knows where in the galaxy Leman Russ is, but he won't tell because he doesn't want anyone to find the body.
The Emperor isn't on the Golden Throne, he just left a dummy there to keep Marbo off his trail. Marbo's not fooled.
The Grim Reaper doesn't come for Sly Marbo, Sly Marbo comes for the Grim Reaper.
Sly Marbo has two speeds. Stalk and Exterminatus.
If Marbo's demo charge scatters back on him, he kicks the template back so that it lands on the enemy general.
The Emperor quit the crusade because Sly told him too.
Sly isn't the missing Primarch. He is the Entire Missing Legion!
Sly Marbo really loves kittens and puppies. He thinks they're best served rare.
Sly Marbo never washes. Dirt is too afraid to touch him.
Sly Marbo ALWAYS eats soup with a fork.
When MC Hammer is around, it's Hammertime. When Marbo is around, you know poor MC will never be back.
Jesus can walk on water. Marbo can swim through solid rock.
Sly Marbo can touch MC Hammer. And did. Violently.
Marbo destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Sly Marbo made Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt's spare camo cloak out of fibers from his own chest hair.
Sly Marbo doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Sly Marbo has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a little jar next to his bed.
Sly Marbo stole my heart. I think he ate it.
Sly Marbo sleeps waits with a pillow under his gun.
Exterminatus is Marbo's breath, bottled.
Marbo is the Shadow in the Warp; the Tyranids are trying to get away.
It is said that Sly Marbo's tears can bring back the emperor. Sadly, Marbo never has cried and never will.
Sly Marbo doesn't cry, his eyes just sweat.
People think that when Tyranids destroy worlds they strip all life from the planet, in all reality it's Sly Marbo deciding that planet sucks.
Same for Exterminatus.
Sly Marbo doesn't drive vehicles, the vehicle drive themselves trying to get away.
Sly Marbo doesn't fire his weapon, it's just that the ammo inside his gun is scared and fires itself.
Krieg was never purged by the Death Korps. Marbo just ate too many beans.
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sly Marbo. Not that he would find him even if he tried.
The Death Star didn't fire lasers, it fired Marbo's fist.
Grievous isn't wheezing because of a force attack, he just inhaled pure Sly Marbo particles and couldn't handle the awesome.
The Tyranids actually came to our galaxy fleeing from Mr. Popo. What they don't realize, however, is that Popo, in a classic pincer maneuver, has sent them right into Sly Marbo's waiting arms.
The Nightbringer doesn't go outside at night because he's worried that Sly Marbo is waiting for him.
A Lictor bit Sly Marbo and after 2 weeks of pain and agony the Lictor died.
It's enough once Sly Marbo glances upon you to feel your ass was ripped in two.
A commissar once tried to execute Sly Marbo for morale. Morale was restored when Sly Marbo was done killing him.
Sly Marbo isn't addicted to lho sticks, lho sticks are just addicted to Sly Marbo.
Techpriests aren't looking for STCs, they're looking for the sacred atoms of metal that came off Sly Marbo's junk that power them.
Most Vindicare assassins want to grow up to be just like Sly Marbo, most however grow up to be killed by him.
Sly Marbo defines heresy.
The Eye of Terror was created when Sly Marbo punched a star with his bare fist.
Sly Marbo allows the Emperor to borrow his Golden Throne.
Should the Commissars not shoot traitors, Sly Marbo would awaken stop waiting.
Sly Marbo once twice conquered the whole Ultima Segmentum.
The Emperor didn't kill Horus, Sly Marbo did.
Did you hear that Failbaddon beat Sly Marbo? You haven't? Good, me neither.
Sly Marbo doesn't fear Nurgle's rot, Nurgle's rot fears Sly Marbo.
Sly Marbo let the dogs out.
Sly Marbo beat Papa smurf in arm wrestling using his little finger.
Fun fact!: Even the Angry Marines are scared of Marbo. Even their chapter master: Temperus Maximum, can't curse or even look at him with the slightest bit of anger.
A Bloodthirster once challenged Sly Marbo. The experience was so traumatizing that it has refused to manifest into realspace since he fears being in the same plane of existence as Marbo.
Konrad Curze wasn't killed by a Callidus Assassin, Marbo just dropped by and kicked him in the happy sack so hard that he hasn't gotten up to this day. The Imperium just used the Assassin as a cover story to make it look like the Assassinorum still has its uses.
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, Colonel "I mindfucked an Eldar Farseer with my non-psychic mind" Straken, and Sly Marbo regularly get together for poker night in a secret dimension which only pure essences of awesome may visit. Creed doesn't get invited because nobody likes it when a stack of ordinary poker chips turns out to be a squadron of Leman Russ Demolishers, just lying in wait.
When Marbo fails his armor or invulnerable save, the one who caused it gets the wound.
Sly Marbo stared into Slaanesh him/her/itself, Slaanesh later lost his/her/it's soul to Marbo.
Sly Marbo took a stroll through the Gardens of Nurgle, it became disease free after he left.
Sly Marbo gave Nurgle the clap.
Sly Marbo got into Tzeentch's forbidden library, blindfolded, in just 5 seconds. And only because he gave the library a 4.5 second head start.
Khorne didn't cause the endless chasm in his brass citadel out of rage, Marbo just put his foot down in front of Khorne once.
Sly Marbo once gave a riddle to the Deceiver, the Deceiver never solved it.
Khaela Mensha Khaine only shattered into a bajillion pieces after Marbo punched him in the gut.
Horus is said to have killed Sanguinius because the Angel was tired from battle. That battle was losing an arm wrestling match with Sly Marbo.
Sly Marbo could heal Roboute Guilliman and Lion El'Jonson. Experience has just taught him they won't be awesome enough to receive it.
Lorgar is said to be on Sicarius communing with the Chaos Gods. He's really just trying to hide from Sly Marbo.
Logan Grimnar once challenged Sly Marbo to a drinking contest. The Great Wolf fell into a coma trying to beat Marbo. As punishment, Logan must now ride a pretty little sleigh dragged by wolves.
Dante's Death Mask curses anyone who looks at him. He's terrified of what will happen if he looks at Sly Marbo while wearing it.
Eldrad takes everything into account when making a plan. Sly Marbo is the one unpredictable factor.
Sly Marbo once banished an entire daemonic horde by giving it a mean look.
Marbo once dueled an Eversor assassin in close combat, he managed to literally rip the assassin in half with his bare hands and end the fight in just 10 seconds flat.
Whenever Marbo spits at someone, his spit turns into a plasma bolt. Whenever he fails his "Gets Hot" roll, the one he spat at explodes. (Note: Sly Marbo never fails any rolls unless he chooses to do so.)
Sly Marbo pisses melta fire.
Marbo can be an Ultramarine, but hates them anyway, so he doesn't care.
The Administratum once attempted to impose a higher tithe on Catachan. Sly Marbo was sent to deliver their counteroffer. The Administratum quickly lowered Catachan's tithe.
A Miral land shark once tried to ambush Marbo like Straken, the land shark's teeth shattered and died the second after it bit Marbo.
Sly Marbo makes Khorne Berzerkers take morale checks and makes them squeal like little girls when they see him.
Marbo once defeated Tzeentch in a chess game..... with just 3 moves.
Kaldor Draigo is actually Marbo is disguise, he just assumes this form to troll fa/tg/uys for fun.
Sly Marbo is the reason the Emprah is on the Golden Throne.
Marbo once killed a Hierophant bio-titan by bitch-slapping it in the face, he then killed the entire brood of Tyranids following it by ripping-off one of the dead Hierophant's scything talons and using it as his own melee weapon.
Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka is said to have left the Third War for Armageddon because he got bored. He really left because he learned Sly Marbo was coming.
Sly Marbo once cut himself to see what all the fuss was about. The resulting blood formed into Ollanius Pius.
Sly Marbo's sweat is what poison lines his weapon.
Orks wear Gork and Mork pajamas. Gork and Mork wear Sly Marbo pajamas.
Sly Marbo sleeps waits with a nightlight, not because he's scared of the Night Lords, but because the Night Lords are scared of Marbo.
A Daemon Prince once saved a Cadian regiment from Necrons; the Guardsmen were baffled until they realized the daemon had been possessed by Sly Marbo.
Sly Marbo can kick a Bolter Bitch to the balls. CAN, but he won't...
The Crimson Fists got their name after Sly Marbo played bloody knuckles with Pedro Kantor.
Sly Marbo once took Moondrakken for a joyride. He brought it back with all the radio presets changed and the seat readjusted. Kor'sarro Khan didn't dare complain.
The Salamanders hold that Vulkan will return when they collect all nine of his sacred artifacts. So far they've recovered five. Sly Marbo has not seen fit to return the other four.
Marbo once ate a Deathstrike Missile Launcher. He thought it was bland.
Sly Marbo once broke the battlements of Medrengard in an hour.
Sly Marbo was once on a planet subjected to virus bombing. Sly Marbo's immune system killed the viruses before they infected him. And then his immune system killed everyone else on the planet.
Sly Marbo once looked into the Eye of Terror. They say a Chaos God looked back at him. Sly then went into the Eye of Terror to beat it senseless for looking at him funny.
Sly Marbo taught tactics to - wait, what's that Titan doing there?
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"

Sly Marbo can strangle you with a cordless Vox.
Sly Marbo is the GOD DAMN BATMAN!
Sly Marbo will never, ever say "GO! Get to the Chopper!" That's the kind of thing a neckbeard says.
Sly Marbo has constipation issues, because he knows his feces could be used to track him in the field.
Sly Marbo refused to be hidden in plain sight by CREED. He called Creed "A cheap man's Copperfield".
Indrick Boreale once spoke Sly Marbo's name and the sheer awesomeness fixed his speech impediment.
A greater Daemon once possessed Sly Marbo… No one knows what happened to it.
Sly Marbo doesn't need meltabombs. He just pisses on a tank and it explodes.
The Necrons went into stasis because Marbo was killing everything else.
Any time a Farseer says "Just as planned", Marbo will be standing behind them with murder in his eyes.
Marbo can murder with his eyeballs.
Sly Marbo's favorite sandwich is a Catachan Barking Toad between two meltabombs.
Sly Marbo's glare is treated as a Plasma Blastgun With the rate of fire of a punisher Gatling Cannon
Kharn The Betrayer once fought Marbo. Kharn was found embedded in the hull of an orbiting starship. He took the defeat pretty well.
Plasma weapons use a synthetic form of Marbo's testosterone. In its natural state it is white-hot and obliterates everything it touches.
Sly Marbo does not and never has owned a machete. That's just his arm hair.
Sly Marbo once had intestinal parasites. Once he shat them out they became known as Catachan Devils.
Marbo once allowed a Guard player to use his mini, the Necron player he fought wasn't allowed to take Reanimation Protocol rolls, the Tau player he fought got into melee and the Daemon player he fought tried and failed to dance An'ggrath around the map out of Marbo's reach.
When the emperor was finally re-awoken, he rose and said, "I am the god emperor of mankind. Who dared to wake m- Oh... It is you my master."
Slaanesh needs to masturbate every time Sly Marbo kills a Carnifex. Chaos Realm suffers chronic floodings.
Sly Marbo stole the Blood Raven's home planet.
Creed played chess with Tzeentch and won. Sly Marbo played chess with Chaos Undivided and it ended in a draw, but the four gods were so scared that they refused to play when Marbo asked for a rematch.
Sly Marbo's internet seems slow. That's just because he's faster than it.
Sly Marbo gives out a special rule... Feel MORE Pain.
The Milkshake doesn't bring Sly Marbo to the yard, Sly Marbo was already there.
Sly Marbo has no hair on his balls. Hair doesn't grow on steel.
If you have five bucks, and Marbo has five bucks, Marbo has more money than you.
You are only alive because Sly Marbo is too busy Stirring Coals with his Penis to kill you.
Sly Marbo can drown a fish.
Sly Marbo simply walks into Mordor.
A Lictor once tried to ambush Sly Marbo while he was waiting; it did not expect Marbo to ambush it while ambushing him.
The poisons on Marbo's rounds and knife is actually made from his sweat and it's the only poison that even Nurgle daemons cannot resist.
Marbo can seduce Slaaneshi Daemonettes at will. After they do they dirty, Sly doesn't have to kill them because they're already dead from ecstasy (and not the drug).
After Sly Marbo killed a Tyranid swarm out of boredom, the Swarmlord was deployed to kill Marbo. After six months of trying (and dying), the Swarmlord finally gave up and stopped reincarnating.
Sly Marbo’s testicles are of such might they ignore armor saves in close combat.
The only reason Sly Marbo isn't a primarch is because it would be a demotion. The same with being a Daemon Prince.
Khorne used to have a gold pedestal just for Marbo's skull. He has since melted it down and sold it at a Cash-4-Gold shop.
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back. When Sly Marbo stares into the abyss, the abyss averts its gaze to the left.
Sly Marbo bowls overhand.
When Sly Marbo has to stitch up a deep gash, he doesn't use a needle and thread, he uses a tent spike and bailing wire.
Trayzn's 'hood' is a neck brace. Marbo effortlessly sniffed out the real Trazyn and ripped his spine out. Trayzn still hasn't gotten it back.
Sly Marbo is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Sly Marbo once snuck up on Lucius the Eternal and slit his throat from behind. Lucius was unable to possess him, as Sly Marbo's thirst for killing can never be satisfied.
Sly Marbo once got into a theological debate with Erebus, and pointed out thirty-nine logical fallacies in the Book of Lorgar, which Erebus was unable to explain. And that's why Catachan will never have door-to-door Word Bearers appear in the system ever again.
During the Battle of Calth, Roboute Guilliman ripped out Kor Phaeron's heart. Upon reading this at the schola, Sly Marbo traveled back in time to the Horus Heresy, where he ripped out Kor Phaeron's spine and beat Guilliman senseless with it.
Huron Blackheart once lead the Red Corsairs in a raid on Catachan. For their foolishness, Sly Marbo proceeded to raid the Maelstrom of ... well, everything. "But he can't-" Yes he can.
Darnath Lysander once struck Sly Marbo with the "Hammer of Dorn". Not only did the Hammer break on impact with Marbo, but so did Lysander's storm shield, Terminator armor, and pride.
Sly Marbo once hugged Typhus. Not only did he remain clean of disease, but his sweat infected the Destroyer Plague in Typhus's body. It would have killed him if Sly Marbo didn't beat Typhus to death with his own Manreaper first.
The Adeptus Mechanicus once dug deep underground in an attempt to find a Necron tomb. They found Sly Marbo instead, ruining his power nap wait. By the end of the day the entire star system was devoid of all life.
The Gellar field around Sly Marbo’s ship isn't generated by the ship to keep the people on board safe from the warp. It’s generated by the warp to keep the demons safe from Sly Marbo.
The Emperor might be able to walk on water but sly Marbo can swim through land.
Why did the Necrons really go into stasis? They all dug their own graves when they heard sly Marbo was coming.
The reason Malal/Malice is no longer mentioned in Canon is because he ran afoul of Sly Marbo.
The Outsider would actually really like to come back to our galaxy, except he knows Sly Marbo is waiting for him.
When the Space Marines are in trouble the Legion of the Damned come to their rescue. When the Legion of the Damned are in trouble, Sly Marbo arrives.
Roboute Guilliman weeps every day in his stasis field for deep down he knows that he will never be Sly Marbo.
Contrary to popular belief, Doombreed is not camera shy, it’s just that sly Marbo doesn't know what he looks like, and Doombreed intends to keep it that way.
Sly Marbo won a staring contest with Mephiston.
Nemesis Dreadknights are believed to be ancient pieces of xenos tech; they're actually Sly Marbo's childhood toys.
Marbo once broke an Eldar soulstone but Slaanesh got nothing because he grabbed the soul first. He's still got it on him.
Contrary to popular belief, it is unknown if Sly Marbo is bulletproof. Whenever someone fires at him, the bullet/bolt/plasma/las/shuriken stops twenty centimeters from Marbo, turns 180 degrees, and hits the person who fired the shot.
Sly Marbo controls all of Games Workshop's prices. He's just waiting for the right time to lower them.
Being headbutted by Ghazghkull is like being struck by a mag-train, being poked by Sly Marbo is like being smacked by an Imperator class titan.
The Adeptus Mechanicus is looking for the STCs. Marbo has most of them in a flash drive that the AdMech knows about but doesn't dare lay claim to it.
Sly Marbo is the one person Alpharius never confuses. EVER.
He knows where all the Tomb Worlds are. This is because he destroyed most of them.
Sly Marbo takes on Genestealers in close combat for fun.
Sly Marbo uses his Uplifting Primer as toilet paper. No commissar would dare execute him for this. (well, with possibly one exception....)
The Dark Eldar didn't know what pain was until they met Marbo.
When Sly Marbo Deep Strikes, everything else has to roll scatter die, including the terrain itself.
A Tau Ethereal can order entire Cadres to commit mass suicide. Marbo can make entire Tau planets kill themselves by looking at them funny.
Sly Marbo once took on two Stompas in a no DQ one-on-tag handicap match with one arm tied behind his back. Records are scarce, but according to eyewitness reports he German suplexed them both for three hours straight before getting bored and wandering off to find a Mega Gargant to fight.
The Kroot once conspired a plan to eat Sly Marbo and use his DNA to create perfect Kroot warriors. Marbo fried them in batter and sprinkled them with eleven herbs and spices, never revealing what the eleventh one was (but the first ten herbs and spices were all steak).
Marbo only ever eats slow-roasted Carnifexes (over an open fire, with a sprinkling of Catachan Bloodvenom Juice).
Sly Marbo doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the planet down.
What colour is Sly Marbo's blood? TRICK QUESTION - Sly Marbo doesn't bleed!
Sly Marbo never takes his Feel No Pain roll. He doesn't understand what this "pain" issue is everyone else is struggling with.
Sly Marbo is the original owner of Blood Reaver, Gabriel Seth's chainsword. Sly Marbo used it as a toothbrush, but it wasn't powerful enough so he let Seth borrow it.
Sly Marbo stuffed his mattress with those 100 missing Baneblades. It's still too soft for him.
Sly Marbo doesn't kill everything in the galaxy because it's funny watching them try to kill him.
Sly Marbo can fold a bowling ball in half.
Sly Marbo once entered a Dark Angels rap battle. All who witnessed his mad skills on the mic perished. The only reason his opponent survived is because he ran as soon as he heard Sly Marbo's first breath into the mic.
Dark Eldar aren't hiding from Slaanesh in the webway, they're hiding from Sly Marbo.
Marbo never dies, he just wants to be a good sport and let them win.
Marbo once challenged Lord General Castor to a duel to see which could slay a Carnifex first. Marbo lost, but only because he spent the last few seconds of his kill's life taunting it.
Emperor is actually Sly Marbo in disguise.
Sly Marbo is the Angry Marines primarch.
Sly Marbo once bro-fisted a Imperator Titan. All that remains of said titan was the hellstorm cannon on Kronus.
Khorne spills blood for Sly Marbo.
Every Sister of Battle is crazy with lust for Marbo. He doesn't take advantage of that because he's a gentleman. Banging even one of them would get the rest of the Sororitas in that order pregnant; and no woman in the galaxy has a womb strong enough to bear his children (except Samus).
Marbo can "out-CREEEEEED!" Creed; Marbo lets Creed do it when he can't be bothered to himself.
The Hive Mind of the Tyranids drives people insane because IT is insane too. Said insanity came about when Marbo let it psychically touch his mind.
Marbo can say Chaos Spawn without being turned into one. (And I can too... OH SHIT! FTHWREGWARBLBLBLBL...)
Sly Marbo is Roboute Guilliman's Spiritual Liege.
Sly Marbo is America and so can you.
A necron lord once shot Marbo in the knee with a tachyron arrow, but Marbo was unhurt because his body is STRONGER THAN ANY MATTER.
Marbo doesn't steal the initiative, the initiative is given to him.
Marbo powers the Morphin' Grid.
Princess Celestia fears the day Marbo Visits Equestria.
I was once a Guardsman like you, but then I took a Sly Marbo to the knee.
Sly Marbo is the reason Matthew Ward quit working at Games Workshop. Now that he's gone, Marbo's planning on tormenting that Robin Cruddace prick next...
The only way to banish Sly Marbo is to take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
He got his own squad after what happened last night.
Sly Marbo is the one who killed Zordon! Andros was a cover story
Sly Marbo stalks Slenderman
Supernovae don't exist, it is just Sly Marbo's farts
The Celestial Orrery is actually one of Sly Marbo's kidney stones.
Sly Marbo was once shot by a Nova Cannon before, after the devastating explosion, the Nova Cannon as well as the entire Imperial Navy in the sector died
A prophecy was announced recently in the Imperium, if Sly Marbo, Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, Colonel "My bionic fists can bitch-slap Titans for Tuesday" Straken, Creed, Commissar Ciaphas Cain, Commissar Holt, Commissar Fucklaw, Commissar Yarrick, General Sturnn, Merrick, Commissar Gaunt, Lord General Castor and Ollanius Pius ever teamed up, they would destroy all four Chaos Gods, shatter reality and break open the fourth-wall while punching you in the face as an extra measure (You will be honored if you WERE punched in the face by these guys, admit it, you know it will be true).
Sly Marbo is secretly the Six Samurai
Sly Marbo once peed into the oil tank of a truck, that truck was then used as inspiration to make the baneblade.
Sly Marbo beat Slaanesh and Doomrider in a cocaine and orgy competition while sleeping waiting.
Sly Marbo is so stealthy he even gets past Spider-Man's spider sense and Pinkie Pie's Pinkie Sense!!
Sly Marbo once built a robot. That robot is known as the Void Dragon
Sly Marbo once banished Skarbrand back to the Warp.
Marbo is actually THE Dragonborn.
Sly Marbo turned my Battle Brother into the creature that shall not be named.
Sly Marbo occasionally indulges himself in a grilled cheese after he is done bitch-slapping Rowboat Jellyfan with his ceramite balls.
Sly Marbo once almost made a Chuck Norris joke, but then didn't because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.
When Sly Marbo builds models, he is really building the Mechanicus' Imperator Titans.
Sly Marbo actually shits out Demolisher Shells.
Sly Marbo broke into the Black library, told Cegorach how to actually be funny, and then punched Ahriman in the face. Did i mention he was high after out cocaining Doomrider? No? Well he had No drug is powerful enough to get Sly Marbo high.
Sly Marbo has turned many an Ultramarine into a heretic. His manly jawline, well defined biceps, and thousand yard stare seem to have found a trait not previously noted from their geneseed. That is, to put it simply: Sly Marbo turns Ultramarines gay.
While anyone else chews tobacco, Sly Marbo chews glass.
Think Bella's love for Edward multiplied by over 9,000. that is how much Marbo loves to make up facts about himself.*BLAM*
Sly Marbo is deadly to vampires, werewolves, zombies and any other undead. And regular dead. And not dead.
Sly Marbo won the game.
Gabriel Seth was in a brawl with Marbo, when Emperor knows how, he found an opening in his guard and tried to kick him in the balls. Not only did he break a leg in an attempt, Marbo was so pissed off that most of the Flesh Tearers are now overcome with black rage
Sly Marbo once stopped a Black Crusade by tricking the Chaos Lord leading it into saying "You and what Hulk?" Said Chaos Lord and his warband were then crushed by a Space Hulk thrown at them by the Incredible Hulk( who was really sly marbo wearing green paint).
The Emprah's stats are all E. Sly Marbo's stats are all E^E
Sly Marbo once visited the Warhammer World a long time ago; this event is known to us as the coming of the Old Ones.
Sly Marbo is never cut from a Codex - he just chooses to go back into the shadows to stalk you.
It's said that Bjorn the Fell-Handed is the oldest Space Marine. Marbo was his babysitter.
Trazyn has to change his collection every century or so because Marbo keeps asking for his toys back.
Sly Marbo knows EXACTLY where Carmen Sandiego is. (Spoilers, he killed her)
Sly Marbo knows where you're not; safe.
The Emperor kneels before no man. But then again, calling Marbo a man is hardly fair.
The Primarchs were just Marbo playing fancy dresses.
The Primarchs weren't stolen by chaos, they were running from their grandfather - Sly Marbo
Rumor has it that the reason Sly Marbo isn't in the AM Codex is because he'll get his own multi-part E-Codex just to describe his countless acts of MANLINESS. He will also count as his own army.
Sly Marbo once had an arm wrestling match with Abbadon, with the loser's arms as the bet. Abby lost that match, and his arms.
Sly IS Adventure Time!
Sly Marbo knows what the fox says
Sly Marbo's section was removed from the codex in a vain attempt by Games Workshop to delay his wrath for their many sins against the Guard. They have failed.
Sly Marbo ate Schrodinger's Cat, while it was both dead and alive.
Sly Marbo sheds his skin every month. He hands the skin over to the Adeptus Mechanicus, who then use it to reinforce suits of Tartaros-pattern Terminator armour. It is assumed that most of these are in the possession of the Minotaurs.
Sly Marbo has enough dakka.
Sly Marbo has never killed a man. He just beats them so bad they are turned to little girls before they die.
Sly Marbo is the name of the Doctor
the spaceballs brake for nobody. Except Sly Marbo
Sly Marbo expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Sly Marbo is the reason thehub network is changing its name to Discovery Family
Sly Marbo is Leman Russ
Sly Marbo was the one who build a text to speech device for the EMPRAH.
Sly Marbo programmed the animatronics to kill any fool that takes the security job at Freddy's Pizza.
The reason why Sly Marbo isn't in the 6th Edition Codex, he decided to go on an under cover mission to stop the Chaos and Xenos forces from taking over Arkhona.
Marbo once banged a Dominatrix and the product was the Swarmlord.
Sly Marbo looked straight at SCP-096's face, blinked while staring at SCP-173, and insulted SCP-076 in front of the entire SCP Foundation. None of the fuckers dared to make a move.
Sly Marbo released Half Life 3.
Sly Marbo beat Doomrider in a crack-snorting contest.
Sly Marbo can out-transform Optimus Prime.
Sly Marbo talks about Fight Club.
Sly Marbo has a pet Carnifex called cuddles, although most know him as Old One Eye.
Kaldor Draigo isn't trapped in the warp. He's hiding from Marbo.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 21:16

Oh god... it took so long to read.
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 21:17

All well known facts about marbo
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-04, 21:20

Yesh
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-05, 15:58

Sorry

WAs to busy spooging
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-05, 17:04

OOC. ...the last time i saw such a wall of text, was back in the ancient RP eras... of course, that wasnt a copy paste collection.... cant be helped, i guess... they dont build walls like those anymore...
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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-05, 17:45

Ooc. Q: Is there such a thing as enough dakka?
A: At the point of time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls, when firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all being stuck in a never ending life and death cycle as bullets destroy and recover their bodies in quick succession, no one able to think of anything but the sheer force of bullets flying literally everywhere in the materium, turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-aitomatic weaponry, then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost.


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PostSubject: Re: The Cost Of Freedom   2014-12-05, 18:28

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